1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.**********2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.**********3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.********** 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.**********5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.**********6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.**********7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.**********8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.**********9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.**********10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.**********11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.**********12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.**********13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. **********14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.**********15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
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